Anyway, I obviously don't want that - just the 'normal' english audio track. I've never seen this before in a DVD or Blu-Ray, but basically it seems like a feature that would be used by a blind person to watch one of these movies. (and by narrating, I mean he's describing everything that's happening on the screen including the color of the fonts used in the opening crawl) The problem is the audio track contains some guy 'narrating' everything that's happening. The film's topic (how might a maturing couple rekindle their connection) is a rich vein for comedy and pathos, but after a third of the movie, the Tracks mine had only produced a pitiful mound of slag I cut my losses and reclaimed an hour of my life.Hey guys, probably a newb question here but I'm having trouble getting the correct audio track on any of my Star Wars blu-ray discs.

and we haven't even gotten to the explosive diarrhea, which yes, can happen on a vacation and can be funny to a 13-year-old, but is mishandled badly here. First, they engage in a mediocre and over-long bout of cutting insults (is this an English thing?) then we try to wring laughs out of speaking a foreign language by pronouncing English words with a bad accent then we try to use the vacation GoPro to sneak a porn clip of the wife this leads to the (almost always fruitless) attempt to use masturbation as a comic vehicle. In a word, 'screenplay.' The couple's chemistry was nonexistent and the stabs at humor were sophomoric. So if these filmmakers overcame two of the biggest hurdles to making a good movie - technical competence and acting chops - how could they fail? Many reviewers here comment on the low-budget filmmaking, but I found no faults whatsoever with the technical side of 'Tracks.' Similarly, the leads seemed entirely competent. I rarely quit a film, but after 30 minutes (a third of the running time), I couldn't take any more. Reviewed by BajaJayhawk 1 / 10 It Didn't Work for Me What ensues is bold, bonkers and a comic treat as Chris and Lucy travel through the backdrop of Europe's most beautiful cities with chaos, debauchery and disaster following them at every turn! Cue an impulsive decision to spend a fortnight interrailing around Europe's most romantic destinations, in the hope that this might save their seemingly doomed relationship.

Lucy (April Pearson) and Chris (Chris Willoughby) are cut adrift in their thirties struggling to remember what initially attracted them to one another and wondering where they go from here.

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